|||Monday, August 28, 2006|||
||| 8/28/2006 02:38:00 PM |||
Writing blogs are fun....
so i guess my hiatus is up
:D
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||| 8/28/2006 02:37:00 PM |||
1. Dragon Suits are hot and the sweat of the person who has been in it before is nasty, and the flipper like shoes are bad for balance and that its ok to fall down as long as you can get up and make sure the camera guy from the local news doesnt get it on footage
2. When you crotch a third knob, make sure you know the proper way to get down. P.S. the proper way to get down is NOT just sliding off cos there happen to be two other knobs to hit your j-j and trust me. it dont feel good
3. Even if you were with a guy the night before, that rash on your leg is probably from a bug bite, and not as i first thought, hepatitis. because you cant get hepatis from hands...unless your tboz (SHAZZAM)
4. In a handstand, your hands are on the ground pushing your entire body up, so make sure that you're actually on your hands and not falling flat on your face. cos trust me. its no fun to break your butt
5. When you take a shower with 7 other girls, dont let emily fall, then tell her to get up and have her slip on your foot and then laugh at her and have jessies mom take a picture...cos thats not nice now is it?
6. When you go to a drive through know what you want before you order something. And when they say the ice cream machine is out, dont order a sundae then laugh for 5 minutes straight and order a chicken sandwhich instead..cos thats retarded
7. Sales ladies get upset when you return something within 3 minutes of purchasing it. ((that being said, try and realize soemething is a piece of crap BEFORE you buy it))
8. Crotch Passing boohbahs is lots of fun, just make sure that when you go to pick up the boohbah, that you yourself dont get crotched
9. Its called a butt buster for a reason, dont do it if you have a bruised tail bone. ok? it shouldnt be that difficult of a concept.
10. Wear pants when you practice spinning wooden bos with one hand and have never tried it and you have no coordination because guess what, bruises are not attractive. they just arent.
11. If your mentees want to be called the Fu-Fus let them be, just dont spell it out to the teacher when she asks what your group name is. cos people will laugh and only after a minute will you realized you told her to fuck off...twice.
12. A a peach is a great gift if your on a budget. Just remember you name the peach James for that special "I was thinking about you" touch.
13. Yeah, maybe taking all the chocolate chips out of the chocolate chip cookies and remolding the dough in the shape of a pirate can be fun, but if you want to leave early, maybe you should focus on cleaning the lobby so you dont go home an hour late.
14. If Ace is missing, look for the nearest ceiling light, because Ace likes to play tricks like that :D
15. And finally, you can do alot of stuff rather than talking to all your friends on myspace and AIM saying 'im bored' back and forth. try it. you wont regret it :D
peace and love,
kim
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|||Sunday, April 02, 2006|||
||| 4/02/2006 09:39:00 AM |||
This is my official last post in this blog. I've been using MySpace to post blog entries and I have a regular journal and this blog isn't really there for much use. If I need to I will post random things like Purple Sage rejected articles. :D I dont really think anybody reads this anymore, but this is the most polite thing to do. wrap it all up. OH GOD THIS IS SO SAD!!! I want to thank the academy, and my beautiful wife for all of their support. my baby girl who is at home right now. I LOVE YOU...ok im a moron. well thats it. Done
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|||Tuesday, January 31, 2006|||
||| 1/31/2006 05:13:00 PM |||
I wish I was spiderman; how sweet would that be? Webs would shoot from my arms, then I'd grow a goatee. My name would be Peter, and I'd learn to kick ass, I could wollop anyone with a giant sea bass. I'd beat all the badguys, everysingle one. I'd go to burger king once my job was done. I'd smash King Pin, and Venom, and Cyclone and Kaine. They'd all pee their pants at the sound of my name. I wish I was spiderman. Then my life would be fun, stop reading this poem, because now it is done.
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|||Sunday, January 15, 2006|||
||| 1/15/2006 05:00:00 PM |||
Im in a good mood. Considering that ive been studing all day. I'm trying to eat better lately. I havent really been eating at all. but all ive managed to eat today was a slice of bread and a chocolate bar. and im not even hungry. Thats not good D:
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|||Monday, January 09, 2006|||
||| 1/09/2006 09:57:00 PM |||
I hip, i hip, i hip, i hop. I love my lady spots. my spots, my spots, my spots, i got them from my pop.
I met a girl, down at the disco, she said hey, hey, hey, hey lets go, i could be your honey, you could be my baby, lets have sex for money. mix your VD with my penis. VD and my penis. VD with my penis; Hepatitis A!
NATIVE AMERICANS! OKAY!!
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|||Sunday, January 08, 2006|||
||| 1/08/2006 04:45:00 PM |||
SEMESTER 2:
A DAYS
Drivers Ed (Q3) / Career (Q4), Gleboff -/- Jennings/Gural
Spanish III, Fischer
Orchestra, Barrett
*LUNCH*
Chemistry, Kellerman
B DAYS
Int/Hsng Svc, Robb
Int. Astronomy, Olsen
*Lunch*
Math 2, Ensign/Acker
English 10, Stenz
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|||Saturday, January 07, 2006|||
||| 1/07/2006 03:09:00 PM |||
I think burning the flag is bad. but undercooking the flag is even worse.
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|||Sunday, January 01, 2006|||
||| 1/01/2006 12:52:00 PM |||
Happy New Year! to everyone who reads this blog. aka Emily. I had an okay new years. Didn't do anything. I watched tv with my dad. that was fun at least. I do NOT want to go back to school D:
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|||Sunday, December 25, 2005|||
||| 12/25/2005 11:12:00 AM |||
Yay for christmas. I finally got the James Blunt CD from my sister! I also got Death Cab For Cutie's Cd, an iPod docking station, a journal, Will and Grace season 4, Chocolates, a Kim Possible towel, a book by Jimmy Fallon, SNL best of Gilda Radner along with a couple other things. Thank you so much to everyone who got me presents! Emily--The pillow is SO nice! I slept on it and it was like BAZOING!, Alyssa--Thanks fo the journal, ill be done with it soon enough :D, Nelly--That movie rocked! We should watch it together sometime, Lynne--the makeup is all sparkly and pretty! The purple looks haute!, Logan--AHHH SPIDERMAN RULES!! the blankets sofffft! best present evah!, Tboz--Thanks for the candle! Now we can be all romantic and stuff ;), Everyone else rocks! Cant wait to see you guys! Maybe at dani's partay? Ill bring my iPod thing and crank some tunes. if thats ok with her mom that is. Peace out
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|||Thursday, December 22, 2005|||
||| 12/22/2005 09:33:00 PM |||
I remember I was hammering on a fence in the backyard when Dad approached. He was carrying a letter or something in his hand, and he looked worried. I continued to hammer as he came toward me. "Son," he said, "why are you hammering on that fence? It already has plenty of nails in it." "Oh, I'm not using nails," I replied. "I'm just hammering." With that, I returned to my hammering. Dad asked me to stop hammering, as he had some news. I did stop hammering, but first I got a couple more hammers in, and this seemed to make Dad mad. "I said, stop hammering!" he yelled. I think he felt bad for yelling at me, especially since it looked like he had bad news. "Look," he said, "you can hammer later, but first-" Well, I didn't even wait to hear the rest. As soon as I heard "You can hammer," that's what I started doing. Hammering away, happy as an old hammerdog. Dad tried to physically stop me from hammering by inserting a small log of some sort between my hammer and the fence. But I just kept on hammering, 'cause that's the way I am when I get that hammer going. Then, he just grabbed my arm and made me stop. "I'm afraid I have some news for you," he said. I swear, what I did next was not hammering. I was just letting the hammer swing lazily at arm's length, and maybe it tapped the fence once or twice, but that's all. That apparently didn't make any difference whatsoever to Dad, because he just grabbed my hammer out of my hand and flung it across the field. And when I saw my hammer flying helplessly through the air like that, I just couldn't take it. I burst out crying, I admit it. And I ran to the house, as fast as my legs could take me. "Son, come back!" yelled Dad. "What about your hammer?!" But I could not have cared less about hammering at that point. I ran into the house and flung myself onto my bed, pounding the bed with my fists. I pounded and pounded, until finally, behind me, I heard a voice. "As long as you're pounding, why not use this?" I turned, and it was Dad, holding a brand-new solid-gold hammer. I quickly wiped the tears from my eyes and ran to Dad's outstretched arms. But suddenly, he jumped out of the way, and I went sailing through the second-story window behind him. Whenever I hear about a kid getting in trouble with drugs, I like to tell him this story.
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|||Tuesday, December 20, 2005|||
||| 12/20/2005 09:52:00 PM |||
Mr. T once pitied himself accidently. This is otherwise known as the end of dinosaurs.
The probability that Mr. T pities you is equal to (the probability that you are a human) / (the probability that you are not Mr. T)
Mr. T is a very superstitious man. If Mr. T walks across the path of a black cat, it means bad luck for everyone.
There is no I in team, but there is a T in team...this is not a coincidence.
Contrary to popular belief, the T actually stands for time. As in you have none left, fool.
God created black ice out of Mr. T’s sweat, allowing nature a way to “Pity the fool.”
Mr.T actually invented Pita Bread. But he accidently named it Pity Bread, and it was therefore shunned by the Jewish church.
What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas... except for Mr. T.
At the wrap party after the final episode of "The A-Team", Mr. T got into a heated argument with a drunken Dirk Benedict. Dirk Benedict has not been seen or heard from since.
If a tree falls in a forest while no one is there to witness it, does it actually make a sound? Well, that depends. Does Mr. T want it to?
Mr. T was the only kid at his high school. His high school was undefeated in all sports for the one year it took him to graduate. This is not surprising considering he invented every sport.
God did not create everything in seven days. On the first day, he created Mr. T, and then Mr. T finished the rest.
A rapper once accused Mr. T of being "on the Jazz". Hearing this, Mr. T slammed his fist into the person's face so hard that it melted two of his rings on the person's face, creating Flava Flav's signature gold teeth.
Human beings know not the sound of silence. What we consider silence is actually the sound Mr. T makes as he pities fools in your vicinity.
Mr. T recently opened a Psychic hotline, one in which he takes every call. No matter the question he is asked, he gives only one response: "My prediction? Pain." He then goes out and personally pummels each caller witin an inch of their life, because Mr. T can never be wrong.
The A-Team was not created to fight crime. It was created to keep Mr. T from kicking too much batooty.
Mr. T considers words such as "rents" and "skewl" to be Jibba-Jabba.
This years unfortunate Tsunami was actually caused by Mr. T, while vacationing in Bora Bora he farted while swiming in the ocean, causing the massive title wave...he quickly drove his GMC van over the ocean to help the survivors by donating half of his gold chains, which amounted to the largest contribution of any sovereign nation. Mr. T since has had a seat on the U.N national security council.
Jesus once said: "Whosoever shall say, 'Thou fool,' shall be in danger of hell fire, unless thou art Mr. T." (Matthew 5:22)
Mr. T does not use planes because he is able to force any destination to travel to HIM.
If Chuck Norris, Mr. T, and Vin Diesel accompanied each other in singing the Song that Never Ends, God would explode.
Contrary to popular belief America did not withdraw from the Vietnam war because of a stalemate nor did the Vietnamese defeat the Americans upon withdrawal. Mr. T was dropped into the bush and he annhilated both forces causing the Americans to call for a full scale retreat and the citizens were left as subjects to the new ruler. For global trade and world peace policies the country kept its original name though to those who live under the rule of the undisputed dictator, its true name is: T-etnam.
When he goes rock climbing, Mr. T puts vegetable oil on his hands instead of powder just to make it challenging.
Studies show that pity from Mr. T has the same effect on the human body as an ingested frag grenade.
Mr.T's gold chains are not made of gold, but rather are the souls of the fools he has pityed.
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|||Monday, December 12, 2005|||
||| 12/12/2005 07:46:00 PM |||
COMMENT ON THIS POST!!!!!COMMENT ON THIS POST!!!!!COMMENT ON THIS POST!!!!!COMMENT ON THIS POST!!!!!COMMENT ON THIS POST!!!!!COMMENT ON THIS POST!!!!!
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||| 12/12/2005 07:41:00 PM |||
At first I thought, if I were Superman, a perfect secret identity would be "Clark Kent, Dentist," because you could save money on tooth X-rays. But then I thought, if a patient said, "How's my back tooth?" and you just looked at it with your X-ray vision and said, "Oh it's okay," then the patient would probably say, "Aren't you going to take an X-ray, stupid?" and you'd say, "Aw fuck you, get outta here," and then he probably wouldn't even pay his bill.
A good way to threaten somebody is to light a stick of dynamite. Then you call the guy and hold the burning fuse up to the phone. "Hear that?" you say. "That's dynamite, baby."
I'd like to be buried Indian-style, where they put you up on a high rack, above the ground. That way, you could get hit by meteorites and not even feel it.
If I lived back in the wild west days, instead of carrying a six-gun in my holster, I'd carry a soldering iron. That way, if some smart-aleck cowboy said something like "Hey, look. He's carrying a soldering iron!" and started laughing, and everybody else started laughing, I could just say, "That's right, it's a soldering iron. The soldering iron of justice." Then everybody would get real quiet and ashamed, because they had made fun of the soldering iron of justice, and I could probably hit them up for a free drink.
I bet when the neanderthal kids would make a snowman, someone would always end up saying, "Don't forget the thick, heavy brows." Then they would all get embarrassed because they remembered they had the big hunky brows too, and they'd get mad and eat the snowman.
Fear can sometimes be a useful emotion. For instance, let's say you're an astronaught on the moon and you fear that your partner has been turned into Dracula. The next time he goes out for the moon pieces, wham!, you just slam the door behind him and blast off. He might call you on the radio and say he's not Dracula, but you just say, "Think again, Batman."
Too bad you can't buy a voodoo globe so that you could make the earth spin real fast and freak everybody out.
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||| 12/12/2005 07:21:00 PM |||
SNL DVD's: I currently own: (see the picture if you're too lazy to read all this) Adam Sandler, Jimmy Fallon, Molly Shannon, Tracy Morgan, Phil Hartman, Eddie Murphy, John Belushi, the 25 Anniversary Special, Mike Meyers, Chris Farley, Will Ferrell, Will Ferrell Volume 2, and Christopher Walken.
Will and Grace season 4
Ipod Stuff
Popcorn Tin
Makeup (nice makeup like Chanel and MAC and Lancome etc)
Jewelry ( I like standoutish stuff and my ring size is 4.5)
A Journal ( Lined, pref with a marker and non-ringed binding)
Ballet Flats (size 8)
Comedy Books (good writers are Jon Stewart, Jimmy Fallon, Lewis Black etc)
Magazine subscriptions (I already have seventeen, CosmoGirl, In Style and Teen People)
Scarfs, aka bufandas
Posters and other various room decor
Sweet Lovin'
A Mickey Mouse Phone!!
Better Cellular Phone
Tickets to the Oveture Center
Chocolate
Classic Movies
CD's: James Blunt,Death Cab For Cutie, Fiona Apple, Jack Johnson, Coldplay, OC Music
Clothes (I'm usually an adult small for shirts)
Totes, bags etc
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|||Saturday, December 03, 2005|||
||| 12/03/2005 03:02:00 PM |||
My sins would best be described in a monolouge from the made for TV movie "Sybil" starring Sally Feild as a woman with a multiple personality disorder.
Ah, look at you my pretty little girl, sitting there with her face all painted up and a little halter top, you're nothing but a little slut.
Don't call me that. I'm a Puerto Rican lady senor.
You're nothing but a little slut Sybill Ann Dorsett. We all know you're a slut!
NO! I'm not! I'm not a slut! I'm not a slut! I'm not a slut! I'm not a slut!I'm not a slut! I AIN'T NO SLUT!!!!
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|||Sunday, November 27, 2005|||
||| 11/27/2005 10:06:00 PM |||
Jealous?
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|||Saturday, November 26, 2005|||
||| 11/26/2005 04:24:00 PM |||
My spoon is too big!
I am a banana!
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||| 11/26/2005 04:17:00 PM |||
Whazzap. My family bought a minivan today. Actually, to be more specific its a town and country. I dont exactly know what that means. But its still cool. I'm going to Butt Nose's party tonight, I still need to get her a gift. I dont have time to go to the store, so I guess that means Im going to be making her present! Maybe I'll make her cookies or food of some sort.
I also cleaned up my room. Like a bunch, the closet too! those of you who have been in my room know what im talking about. I cleaned up my desk, my dresser, and all of the floor. I say it will last about 2 weeks :)
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|||Wednesday, November 23, 2005|||
||| 11/23/2005 09:47:00 PM |||
Tomorrow is thanksgiving. What am I thankful for? So many things...Mint Milanos, The Gap, Joy Behar. Im spending thanksgiving at my house this year. My dad is doing most of the cooking so I dont really have anything to do tomorrow. Thats the only thing I dont like about long weekends, is all the time you have. And you have nothing to do. So you basically just sit and do nothing, maybe watch TV, or read a book. But after a while that gets boring too. And by the time you get around to calling someone to do something fun, Its too late and they already have plans. Nikki has friends over, nothing new. Oh course I have nothing to do with them. I might go eat some oreos now.
P.S. I just updated my blog. I made the art at the top. Not the banana, thats by Andy Worhol. But the stars and junk- that was all me. Hooraaaaay!
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||| 11/23/2005 03:53:00 PM |||
I've decided to write something funny for the sage this issue. So I'm getting a head start and here's what I have so far:
Horoscopes for Pessimists
Sagittarius Nov 22 - Dec 21: you may want to avoid excess activity during the next month, due to the position of Jupiter and Neptune, chances are your already flirting with a chance of breaking an appendage. Lucky number: 6374, but what are the chances of that showing up anywhere?
Capricorn Dec 22 - Jan 19: here's a fun joke for you to play, copy everything somebody does and says to the point where they attack you. That way, if you get in trouble for getting in a fight, you can say they started it. Things to avoid this month: Raviolli.
Aquarius Jan 20 - Feb 18: your future may be tainted by a mistake in your past. Now is the time for a new resolution. That resolution: cheesecake, and lots of it. P.S. Don't let anybody eat your cheesecake. It's yours, if they want cheesecake so bad they can make some themselves.
Pisces Feb 19 - mar 20: Make sure you wear deodorant on the 15, you must smell as sweet as you look.
Aries mar 21 - Apr 19: Just because the line for food may be long, there is no reason for you to empty your pencil case and throw its entire contents at the person in front of you. Lucky numbers: 3, 4. 3 for the number of times you will get caught dancing during the monologue of the Ellen Degeneres show, and 4 for the number of times you will get caught sleeping in class.
Taurus Apr 20 - may 20: A high amount of stress will come upon you in the coming weeks. The best course of action: don't eat a bunch of oreos and then say you have a stomach ache, because you will feel even worse and people won't even feel sorry for you.
Gemini may 21 - June 21: The position of Saturn and the rest of the planets says that you will find a special someone sometime in the near future. Saturn is a liar.
Cancer June 22 - July 22: A Fez might just set off that 'new look' you've been searching for. Who wouldn't talk to someone wearing the same hat as those old guys who drive go karts at parades? Probably a lot of people, but they probably didn't like you anyways.
Leo July 23 - Aug 22: You will find the missing sock, unfortunately it will have a hole in the bottom, and on the 23, so will your pants. There will be no lucky days this month, however, on the 8, you might think you found a lucky penny. Unfortunately it will just be a Canadian one.
Virgo Aug 23 - Sept 22: The next person to offer you advice will have a secret agenda that you ought to be wary of. You are not anyone's "bitch".
Libra Sept 23 - Oct 23: Remember- Fire is DANGEROUS! Beware of conflagrations or the hospital may become a more familiar place than you really want it to be, and third degree burns are especially uncomfortable under all of the heavy clothing you'll need to be wearing just to keep warm during the cold weather.
Scorpio Oct 24 - Nov 21: The Moon is in your sign, so its a good time to make a wish. Too bad though, when was the last time you made a wish and it came true?
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|||Tuesday, November 22, 2005|||
||| 11/22/2005 09:56:00 PM |||
Im almost finished with alyssa's present! Im starting on Taryn now! Im still getting everybody presents. But not as big of ones because what im making is alot of hard work, and perserverance. and thats okay. Im not going to buy everybody a gift, and I wont feel bad when somebody gets me one. I am not a slave! I think I've read too much of daily affirmations by stuart smalley for one day!
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||| 11/22/2005 09:36:00 PM |||
Look in through my window, somethings not right
Don't know why that could be, its the same every night
Every things a mess
Nobody would care
Its only me in there
This me
Looking from the outside in
This is me
Never knew what could have been
If I never met you
Maybe I'd be happy
If I never knew you
I wouldn't be who I am today
Its so cold outside
But its colder in there
Its not much fun outside
Its not much better in there
But I try to keep a smile on
All I can do is weep about the
Things you say to me
I think Im in it too deep
So I
Close my eyes
Try to fall asleep
Im still a black sheep
This me
Looking from the outside in
This is me
Never knew what could have been
If I never met you
Maybe I'd be happy
Who ever is happy
I wish I could be happy
Someday
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|||Monday, November 21, 2005|||
||| 11/21/2005 06:50:00 PM |||
- SNL DVD's: I currently own: Adam Sandler, Jimmy Fallon, Molly Shannon, Tracy Morgan, Phil Hartman, Eddie Murphy, John Belushi, the 25 Anniversary Special, Mike Meyers, Chris Farley, Will Ferrell, Will Ferrell Volume 2, and Christopher Walken.
- Will and Grace season 4
- Popcorn Tin
- Makeup (nice makeup like Chanel and MAC and Lancome etc)
- Jewelry ( I like standoutish stuff and my ring size is 4.5)
- A Journal ( Lined, pref with a marker and non-ringed binding)
- Ballet Flats (size 8)
- Comedy Books (good writers are Jon Stewart, Jimmy Fallon, Lewis Black etc)
- Magazine subscriptions (I already have seventeen, CosmoGirl, In Style and Teen People)
- Clothing Items
- Scarfs, aka bufandas
- Posters and other various room decor
- A Mickey Mouse Phone!!
- Better Cellular Phone
- Tickets to the Oveture Center
- Chocolate
- Classic Movies
- Clothes (I'm usually an adult small for shirts)
- Totes, bags etc
Thats all I can think of right now.
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||| 11/21/2005 06:30:00 PM |||
- Any man, in the right situation, is capable of murder. But not any man is capable of being a good camper. So, murder and camping are not as similar as you might think
- Ambition is like a frog sitting on a Venus Flytrap. The flytrap can bite and bite, but it won't bother the frog because it only has little tiny plant teeth. But some other stuff could happen and it could be like ambition.
- Contrary to what most people say, the most dangerous animal in the world is not the lion or the tiger or even the elephant. It's a shark riding on an elephant's back, just trampling and eating everything they see.
- Children need encouragement. If a kid gets an answer right, tell him it was a lucky guess. That way he develops a good, lucky feeling.
- Despair is like a cable that is buried just under the surface of the ground. You pull it up and pull it up, but that cable just keeps right on going, clear across a field, until you come to a bunch of guys who are burying the cable. Then just walk up to them and go, "Hey, have you seen Fred?" And they'll say, "Fred who?" And you say, "Fred of snakes?" Then cover your ears, because big laughs are coming.
- Even though I was their captive, the Indians allowed me quite a bit of freedom. I could walk freely, make my own meals, and even hurl large rocks at their heads. It was only later that I discovered that they were not Indians at all but only dirty-clothes hampers.
- Folks still remember the day ole Bob Riley came bouncing down that dirt road in his pickup. Pretty soon, it was bouncing higher and higher. The tires popped, and the shocks broke, but that truck kept bouncing. Some say it bounced clean over the moon, but whoever says that is a goddamn liar.
- How come the dove gets to be the peace symbol? How about the pillow? It has more feathers than the dove, and it doesn't have that dangerous beak.
- He was a spy, all right, and he knew it. He would walk into a room and people would go, "Who is that guy, a spy?" He'd laugh to himself, maybe pull out his gun and show it to the person, to kind of impress him (but not to show off). Sometimes spying was dirty work. Sometimes he'd kill a guy, then paint a clown face on his face. Nobody said he had to do that, but he did it anyway. So, dirty work.
- If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did."
- If life deals you lemons, why not go kill someone with the lemons (maybe by shoving them down his throat)?
- If Alien was my friend, I'd like to be with him when he went to the dentist. When they started drilling, he'd probably go nuts and start eating everybody. That Alien!
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||| 11/21/2005 06:25:00 PM |||
I made my blog bigger. So its easier to read now. I also changed it from rock me amadeus, to SHLAP HANDS!! one act joke! YESH YESH! Almost done with my christmas list. my shoulder hurts so badly. and now i have a craving for scallopped potatoes. thats not wierd is it? OH i just rememberd, I saw harry potter yesterday. and I saw his tittys cos he took a bath. They left alot of stuff out, but im not complaining. Its kind of dumb that those movies get a free ride just because they are harry potter movies they automatically do well. They should actually try to put more story line than just the A plot. what about hermione and that one guy. and what about Rita Skeeter? They completely skipped the fact that she can turn into a bug. but whatever. Im not a harry potter nerd like SOME people i know. *wink wink*
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||| 11/21/2005 06:01:00 PM |||
Whattsup sunsabitches? State for the most part was a blast. It always is, except the Judges decided not to give us a critics choice. I however dissagree and think that the play went beautifully. So there. Im going to be classy about it and not say that the judges are no good dirty filthy garbage mouthed whore sucking mother spanking lunitics. because that would be rude. My back hurts because I must have slept on it weird. And I havn't gotten too much sleep these days. Well last week. Cos of Nikki on monday, then on tuesday i got home at 9 and had to do a bunch of homework, then wednesday i had the stupid leadership class to go to, and janel came over to my house afterwards. Thursday we tp'd the seniors houses and didnt get back home until ten. I slept over at Janels house so I didnt actuallly get to bed until 11:45. And Max kept making me all itchy cos he wouldnt leave me alone and you know how I have cat allergies. Friday we got up at 4:30 and had state all day. Got to the hotel around 8, and that was fun because I ate macaroni out of a cup and got to watch MTV and Terri Hatcher was on Leno, and you know thats always good. Yeah, and Emily and I stayed up until around 12ish talking about how people suck in various ways. Then we got up around i think 5:30 and left at around 7:45. Watched a couple of plays. Ellsworth had one about breast cancer and everybody fell asleep. har har har. I didnt fall alseep during that one though. I fell asleep during As You Like It. Anyways, we had our play at 12:15 and it went perfectly. Somehow we only got All State and nothing else. Im sorry, but Kaitie Olsen deserved an acting award. and the judges are crazy not to give her one, or the crew one because dancing scene changes are wicked awesome! Me and John made alyssas present today during orchestra. Its nothing materialsistic. We going to perfect it during break . hint- its not a rap, or a cheer. :) other than that, im gonna post my Christmas list since people start shopping soon and I want as many presents as i possibly can get. Ok, that was a lie, I just want people to not ask me HEY KIM! whatcha want fo christmas, and i would say idunno. and that conversation is pointless. So as soon as I MAKE a christmas list, I will post it. LATER LOVERS!
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|||Monday, November 14, 2005|||
||| 11/14/2005 06:46:00 PM |||
State is this Friday and Saturday, and I cannot begin to tell you how phsyced I am about it! The state send off is on thursday, so for you terribly uncool people who arent in One Act, you still get to see the play. OH our hotel we're staying at has a waterpark. or at least a pool. Im not sure.
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|||Sunday, November 13, 2005|||
||| 11/13/2005 11:36:00 AM |||
"please! we beg of you, save our baby!"
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|||Tuesday, November 08, 2005|||
||| 11/08/2005 06:20:00 PM |||
I have an orchestra concert tonight. guess what WE'RE GOING TO STATE!!!! and no, not football state. and yes, one act is. and no, I don't have a part. and yes, we are foin biotches. And no, we are not retards. And yes, football players are.
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|||Monday, October 31, 2005|||
||| 10/31/2005 04:55:00 PM |||
LOOK WHAT I MADE!!!
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||| 10/31/2005 04:30:00 PM |||
I through my egg and the tripod exploded
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|||Saturday, October 29, 2005|||
||| 10/29/2005 12:19:00 PM |||
One time...Listen to this!...One time, on my birthday, I was at Wendy's and I was eating, and I choked on a pickle and my whole life flashed before my eyes and I was like "I've never been to Disneyland; not yet Jesus." And then I came to, and I barfed all over the Wendy's and then they came out and the owner manager gave me a coupon for one free hamburger a year for life! Remember that Rick Rick Rick?!
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|||Monday, October 24, 2005|||
||| 10/24/2005 08:23:00 PM |||
My life is ruined! everybody hates me! I can't tell you what happened, but I pretty much cried myself to sleep at 2 in the morning last night.
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|||Saturday, October 22, 2005|||
||| 10/22/2005 09:13:00 PM |||
Well, district was today. It was super fun. I got back home around 8. he he. Johns mom is a mega bitch, and Im going over to johns house on monday to talk to her about being a bitch. yeah. Anyways, i colored my hair. I think i want it even lighter though. I need something new!!!! maybe i can get a diffrent haircut. I could change up my bangs. Yeah, i should get more bangs, and shorten the back too, by a good 3 inches.and maybe dye it dark blonde. time for walgreens!
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|||Tuesday, October 18, 2005|||
||| 10/18/2005 10:38:00 AM |||
Barfy honked again! yeah, TMI, i know. but whatever. I was watching all about eve, and it just came out and i was like HOOWAH! so yeah. Im gonna get a breath mint now....
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|||Saturday, October 15, 2005|||
||| 10/15/2005 11:01:00 PM |||
AHHH F'ING NASCAR!!! ITS ON DURING SNL'S TIMESLOT! WHAT THE FRICK!!!!! ok. im better now. anyways, im pretty sure my crush likes someone else, and somebody likes me, but I have absoutly no way of telling since i suck at getting boyfriends. Which sucks. (actually it doesnt suck- GET IT!! EWWWWWW!) ok ive grossed myself out. Lates.
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|||Wednesday, October 12, 2005|||
||| 10/12/2005 11:26:00 PM |||
Right now its almost 11:30 and I still have math homework to do. Oh gosh. How am I going to go to school tomorrow. Im probably only going to get 3 hours of sleep! Im just on the computer because I had to type up my english essay. Well, im pretty sure my crush doesnt like me. Go figure. What else is new. Karate sucks. Because I suck at karate. My shoulders hurt. I'm gonna need to schedule another massage. Massages are weird, especially when they do the front of your body. Its not like they touch anything, but they kind of get close. they like, jut do the top of your shoulder area. My massuese is nice though, she gives me a ton of free samples even though im only supposed to get one. It would be sweeter if I had a hot man masseuse though. ok its 11:30 time for math homework. Im tired!!! I AM SO FREAKING TIRED!!!
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|||Sunday, October 09, 2005|||
||| 10/09/2005 04:43:00 PM |||
I havent posted in a few days. I had a couple sleepovers. If you catched last night's SNL, it was pretty wicked. Im procrastinating doing homework. I hate school. EVERY part of it. The teachers suck. The people suck for the most part. The classes suck. The homework sucks. The extra cirrics suck. The dances suck
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|||Tuesday, October 04, 2005|||
||| 10/04/2005 05:57:00 PM |||
Did I say I was happy again? I must have been delirious. Why do I always cause people to get in trouble. I can't say what I did this time, but now that it gets so frequent, who's keeping a tally? Besides myself
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||| 10/04/2005 12:59:00 PM |||
I think I'm coming back to school tomorrow. I actually laughed today when I was watching an SNL rerun. It was a susan the she male thing. And also, they were doing a new kids on the block sketch (keep in mind this is from the early 90s) and one of the people was jonathan. And they said it with a boston accent. So it was Jawnathoyn. It was funny. I dont know what I would do with out that show. It just makes me laugh. Yeah. Plus I have a new crush- I'm not saying who- Bean knows and I swear if you tell, I will tell hunter about the pj pants!.... So I guess what I'm saying is that all hope is not lost. I've noticed that I update my blog ALOT more than the rest of my friends.
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|||Monday, October 03, 2005|||
||| 10/03/2005 01:06:00 PM |||
Whatcha gonna choose the poison or the lines
Lived with crazy pain in all your life
Something in your mind just tells you no
Hope in conversation starts to flow
Stuck inside a wheel, inside a wheel
Wondering everyday is it all for real
Blinking every time a cold wind blow
Our love don't fill a mile in rose
Danger remains
Watcha gonna do when the old man reads you dry
Step down from the plane and pluck the eye
Slide in deeper closer to the bone
Don't you just wish your heart was made of stone?
Waxing like an old crack 45
Counting out the ways you could stay alive
Placing all the banks and feel the stones
My love won't leave her ways of foam
And when you think it's all over
It's not over, it's not over
And when you think it's all over
It's not over, it's not over
And when you think it's all over
It's not over, it's not over
Who killed tangerine?
The prettiest girl
I've ever seen
Who killed tangerine?
Who killed tangerine?
The prettiest girl
I've ever seen
Who killed tangerine?
And when you think it's all over
It's not over, it's not over
And when you think it's all over
It's not over, it's not over
And when you think it's all over
It's not over, it's not over
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||| 10/03/2005 11:44:00 AM |||
omg i feel like I wanna die. I don't know if its possible, but I think I've cried myself dry. I need to watch a sad movie. But I dont own the notebook. 13 going on 30 makes me cry. Or maybe I should watch a happy movie. I don't know. I just want it all to go away. I wish we could make a cake out of rainbows and smiles; then we could eat and all be happy.... even when I'm sad I can still be funny
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Jealous?
My spoon is too big!
