|||Saturday, July 30, 2005|||
||| 7/30/2005 06:31:00 PM |||
I guess everythings ok. I had to ride the bus, and I changed there. Janel didn't even come. What? You think your better than me? lol. OMG! The Cameron Diaz SNL is on tonight. AND JIMMY FALLON is on that as a special guest. They do the Barry Gibb Talk Show. WITH JUSTIN TIBERLAKE and DREW BARRYMORE is on. I love all three of them. I don't want to sound like I'm obsessed with any of them ( just two, but Drew Barrymore is awesome) but, YES!!!!!!!!
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||| 7/30/2005 02:12:00 PM |||
I have no way to get to Waunafest for the karate demo. All my friends are there for wristbands. And so is my sister. and I cant ride the bus because i dont know when it will come and i dont want to be at waunafest really early in my karate uniform. Because then I'll look like a retard. CRAP what am I gonna do!?!? Seriously. I think I'm going to miss it. My day is sucking big time. Cos first Taryn made me almost late for Karate. and then after karate, Nikki had to pick up Paige, who couldnt be on time for her death, and then our car broke down. And now this. What the F did I do to deserve all this crap. Honestly. Did I just do something so bad that nobody will ever like me. I mean i have people who like me, but I'm always second best.
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|||Friday, July 29, 2005|||
||| 7/29/2005 02:49:00 PM |||
BUBBLES AND JIMMY?!!?!? SCORE!
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||| 7/29/2005 02:37:00 PM |||
Waunafest starts today. With the exception of the dance that was last night, which was fun! Yeah Janel, Eric, Dani and Jonathon kind of left everybody. And not that thats a bad thing, but you could at least tell the people your with that your leaving to hang out with other ones. Seriously. Its not cool. Yeah, somehow me and John got kind of stuck in the VERY front row so like peoples butts were just rubbing up against me. Which is kind of irregular. And then some guy took his shirt off during the song "Hot in Herre". But thats completely normal. Yeah, so me and John are going tonight to ride some rides. And Taryn's coming too. And then I'm going to Taryns house after that. My parents left a little while ago. Theyre not coming home until sunday. which is cool. My dad says i can only go at night one night, so since we're getting tickets for tonight, instead of going at 5 like we planned, i think we should go at 8. I know its later, but then its dark out and more fun. I tried calling John, but nobody picked up. I'll call him back later.
Lates, Kim
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|||Thursday, July 28, 2005|||
||| 7/28/2005 06:20:00 PM |||
I just dyed my hair. I'm gonna tell you something. I have not had a good day. Not that I'm complaining, its just kinda what happened. My mom had to do a powerpoint for her work, and I couldnt help her, and she got really fustrated because I couldnt help. So then we went to the UPS store, but the person working there just started and couldnt really help. So then we went to her work, and Nikki dropped us off, so she could pick me up. but i guess she was talking on the phone, and she forgot to hang up. so i couldnt call her, and I had to walk from the Manor to Janels house. In HEELS so now i have a nasty blister on my weird toe. And everybody knows how much more attractive it is now. NOT
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|||Wednesday, July 27, 2005|||
||| 7/27/2005 11:07:00 PM |||
Together: [singing] It's Thanksgiving time, it's such a great day now.
Turkey and bread, and plenty of stuffing.
It's Thanksgiving time, its a timefor Jell-O,
You can watch some TV, maybe have some grape Kool-Aid.
Ooh.
Graham Russell: I think I dig your style.
Russell Hitchcock: I think I dig your style.
It's Thanksgiving time, I love your new blazer
Your sleeves are pushed up, it looks pretty awesome.
Graham Russell: Well, thank you, my friend.
You're so kind to say so
Your eyes are so blue,
I think that I like them.
Russell Hitchcock:It's Thanksgiving time,
let's go get a burger,
Maybe some fries, and go take a car ride.
Graham Russell: Go to a motel, drink a gallon of brandy
Hang out in robes, and see what develops.
Together: Ooh.
Graham Russell: I think I dig your style."
Russell Hitchcock: I think I dig your --- [They look at each other lovingly, then begin to make out.]
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||| 7/27/2005 10:47:00 PM |||
She gets too hungry, for dinner at eight
She loves the theater, but doesn't come late
She'd never bother, with people she'd hate
Thats why the lady is a tramp
Doesn't like crap games,
with barons and earls
Won't go to harlem, in ermine and pearls
Won't dish the dirt, with the rest of those girls
Thats why the lady is a tramp
She loves the free, fresh wind in her hair
Life without care
She's broke, but it's o'k
She hates california, its cold and its damp
Thats why the lady is a tramp
Doesn't like dice games, with sharpies and frauds
Wont go to harlem, in lincolns or fords
Wont dish the dirt, with the rest of those broads
That's why the lady is a tramp
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||| 7/27/2005 03:38:00 PM |||
VIEWER POLL: who do you think is hotter?
A: Ewan McGregor
B: Justin Timberlake?
I know, it's tough
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||| 7/27/2005 03:31:00 PM |||
Hey people. well its wednesday. i have leadership class tonight. which is ok. but its at a very inconvient time. i mean people like to do stuff at 6-8. ESPECIALLY on wednesdays. my moms working a PM shift, so she wont be home until midnight, and my dad has to go someplace up north for a confrence. So were home alone for now. Which normally would suck, but nikki got her drivers liscence yesterday. So we can go where ever we please, as long as its in Waunakee. but still. if i want to get a chocolate bar, I CAN GET A CHOCOLATE BAR, its that awesome. I've decided that I'm not going to the dance. Why? because some people think that they can date whomever they please when in reality they CAN'T too bad for you. and you know who you are. I'm not about to go out with someone because im their last hope for a date. I mean thats pathetic that someone should even ask that of me. And I don't care if you like me, if you did, why would you think that I like sloppy seconds. Makes me SICK.
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|||Monday, July 25, 2005|||
||| 7/25/2005 05:14:00 PM |||
- cat's urine glows under a blacklight
- In Maine, it's illegal for a police officer to tell you to have a nice day after giving you a traffic ticket
- "I am." and "I do." are the shortest complete sentences in the English language
- There are four cars and eleven light posts on the back of a ten-dollar bill
- Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older
- On average, 100 people choke to death on ball-point pens every year
- It's illegal to drink beer out of a bucket while you're sitting on a curb in St. Louis
- In the past few decades 90% of the big fish in the oceans have been eaten, or otherwise disposed of
- Thai researchers have succeeded in generating electricity from natural gas made from elephant dung
- A fact about dating: A wise monkey never monkies with another monkey's monkey
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||| 7/25/2005 05:10:00 PM |||
I wish I would have a real tragic love affair and get so bummed out that I'd just quit my job and become a bum for a few years, because I was thinking about doing that anyway.
For mad scientists who keep brains in jars, here's a tip: why not add a slice of lemon to each jar, for freshness?
Here's a good thing to do if you go to a party and you don't know anybody: First take out the garbage. Then go around and collect any extra garbage that people might have, like a crumpled napkin, and take that out too. Pretty soon people will want to meet the busy garbage guy.
Consider the daffodil. And while you're doing that, I'll be over here, looking through your stuff.
To me, it's always a good idea to always carry two sacks of something when you walk around. That way, if anybody says, "Hey, can you give me a hand?" you can say, "Sorry, got these sacks."
Here's a good joke to do during an earthquake: Straddle a big crack in the ground, and if it opens wider, go "Whoa! Whoa!" and flail your arms around, like you're going to fall in.
The first thing was, I learned to forgive myself. Then I told myself, 'Go ahead, do whatever you want, it's ok by me.
DEEP THOUGHTS COURTESY OF: jack handey
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||| 7/25/2005 05:03:00 PM |||
Whats up? I just found the cutest picture of Ewan, and oh my gosh I just HAD to have it. I don't know when I'm gonna be able to go see the island. (by the way Ewan is hot) because next weekend is Waunafest :( and my parents wont be able to give rides. They'll be gone for the whole weekend. YAY! and cournteys gonna have to go to a friends house. So it will be just me and my sister. and I'll have my credit card by then, and nikki hopefully will have her drivers license. Those both happen on tuesday. Which is tomorrow. !. Im gonna look for some more Deep Thoughts. Man I love those. Heres one:
Maybe in order to understand mankind we have to look at that word itself. MANKIND. Basically, it's made up of two separate words "mank" and "ind." What do these words mean? It's a mystery and that's why so is mankind.
Ha ha, everybody knows thats funny. And if they dont, they should go to the Templeton Home for the Menally Off. lol
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||| 7/25/2005 04:54:00 PM |||
I gotta be honest. Im a little peeved. I'm not gonna say why because I know who reads this. But I have got to say this one thing. Why cant you have a friend and just be their FRIEND!??!!? go shoot up your hashish. lol
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|||Saturday, July 23, 2005|||
||| 7/23/2005 09:32:00 PM |||
I just redid my blog. I figured out how to put comments in it and i changed the colors and the picture. its much more vibrant now
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||| 7/23/2005 07:00:00 PM |||
Today I forgot completly when my karate class was. which is a total bummer because we were doing those eskrima sticks today. and I missed out. but i still went to adult class. that sounds a little dirty. Adult class. anyway, my sister went to a movie with her friend, and my other sister is still at horsecamp. and my mom is working a double shift. so it was just me and my dad. So we went shopping. I bought 2 pairs of pants, 2 t-shirts, purple slingbacks, and a book. Its called 100 people who are screwing up america. Ive read 40 pages of it. Its really good. I dont think any of my friends would like it that much because they are all liberals. and it picks a little on Will and Grace. Even though Will and Grace sometimes deserves to get picked on. Because even though it's about gay couples, some of it is a little cliche, because its on prime time and all. But I still love Will and Grace. Anyway, yesterday my dad and I went to Walgreens to get me some feminine hygine products (he he) and on the way back, he was like what did you have for breakfeast today? and I said shreaded wheat. And he said that Nikki said that I wasn't eating alot lately, and that he thought I was developing anorexia. The only reason i havent been eating that much recently is because I tend not to eat when I have nothing to do, and/or am depressed. So I guess I need to eat more around him because everytime i dont eat much he looks at me and says are you sure your full. and of course I am. I think my parents think I'm pretty pathetic. I mean I have friends who would rather be with other people besides me sometimes, and as a result I have nothing to do on weekends, and I'm usually in my room reading or journaling all the time. So everytime something slightly bad happens, they go crazy and try to make it better. like last night we were gonna go to the Island (we being John, Megan, and Ani) but none of us could have rides, so I was bummed because I've been waiting to go with them since I saw a preview for it. And as soon as my mom found out, she said she would give us rides on their way to dinner. And im like no, it was their aniversary yesterday. I mean something has to be seriously wrong with me if my mom is willing to give up a date with my dad to take some friends to the movies. because
A. my parents dont go on very many dates
B. my mom hates taking me to the movies
So something obviously has sparked a warning signal for both of them. i just hope they dont send me to therapy. because im not disturbed. I just dont know people with what my dad calls "good people skills" so i need to find better ones. Not to replace the old ones. but just as an alternative. I guess thats why i was so phyced to see the island last night. Im still going on Sunday. Even if John cant. whats with him and his family. he always something going on. Or does he? I hope hes not ditching me to be with other people. because that would suck. I wonder if anyone even reads this?
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|||Friday, July 22, 2005|||
||| 7/22/2005 07:38:00 PM |||
Once I wept for I had no shoes. Then I came across a man who had no feet, so I took his shoes. I mean, it's not like he really needed them.
There is nothing sadder than a mosquito sucking on a mummy. Give it up little guy.
My favorite uncle was Uncle Caveman, we called him that because he lived in a cave and every once in a while he eat one of us, later on we found out he was a bear.
Today I accidentally stepped on a snail on the sidewalk in front of our house. And I thought, I too am like that snail. I build a defensive wall around myself, a "shell" if you will. But my shell isn't made out of a hard, protective substance. Mine is made out of tinfoil and paper bags.
If you're a young Mafia gangster out on your first date, I bet it's real embarrassing if someone tries to kill you.
The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face
I once met an assassin who's nickname was fart. I ask him why he has this nickname and he tells me it's because he's silent but deadly.
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||| 7/22/2005 10:22:00 AM |||
As the evening sky faded from a salmon color, to a sort of flint gray, I thought back to the salmon I caught that morning, and how gray he was, and how I named him Flint.
Better not take a dog on the space shuttle, because if he sticks his head out when you're coming home, his face might burn up.
For me, the worst thing about having King Kong walk down your street is that kids could look up and see the giant genitalia.
How come the dove gets to be the peace symbol? How about the pillow? It has more feathers than the dove, and it doesn't have that dangerous beak.
I think Superman and Santa Claus are actually the same guy, and I'll tell you why: Both fly, both wear red, and both have a beard.
If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you'll look like a dummy, and people will try to catch you, because hey, free dummy.
DEEP THOUGHTS: COURTESY OF JACK HANDEY
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||| 7/22/2005 10:02:00 AM |||
Once again, i feel like the third wheel. Only this time, i feel more like the spare tire you keep in the back of your car. Because now Janel, John, and Alyssa are all in some hubub about something. I dont even know what it is because i just heard about it last night. I mean why doesnt anybody inform me on anything anymore. I feel like I'm just here just to fill up space. Janel and Alyssa have this perfect friendship. they have inside jokes, they go to eachothers houses 10 times a day, they listen to Z104, watch MTV. And just because I live 2 miles away, I've been practically shunned from their lives. The only reason I see Janel is because of Karate. I dont even get to see John that much anymore. This is why I dont like summer vacation. everybody gets to have fun except for me. and then when my mom tells me that i never do anything i always have to explain that my friends have abandoned me and that I have no friends anymore. Seriously. Its that bad. Im second best to everyone. Alyssa has Janel. John has Janel. Masa has Janel. Janel has Janel. Dani has Janel. I mean what is it about Janel that makes her so perfect. Because shes not perfect. And im not saying that in a hateful way im saying that matter-of-factly because she has told me time and time again how pitiful her life is. which i dont agree with but I go along with anyway because its better to have 1/2 of a friend than no friends at all. right?
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|||Thursday, July 21, 2005|||
||| 7/21/2005 05:39:00 PM |||
He was a cowboy, mister, and he loved the land. He loved it so much, he made a woman out of dirt, and married her, but when he kissed her, she disintegrated. Later, at the funeral, when the preacher said "dust to dust", some people laughed, and the cowboy shot them. At his hanging, he told the others, "I'll be waiting for you in Heaven, with a gun."
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|||Monday, July 18, 2005|||
||| 7/18/2005 11:49:00 AM |||
OSGOOD: If I promise not to be a naughty boy - how about dinner tonight?
JERRY Sorry. I'll be on the bandstand.
OSGOOD Oh, of course. which of these instruments do you play?
JERRY Bull fiddle.
OSGOOD Fascinating. Do you use a bow or do you just pluck it?
JERRY Most of the time I slap it.
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|||Wednesday, July 13, 2005|||
||| 7/13/2005 07:31:00 PM |||
If you ever crawl inside an old hollow log and go to sleep, and while you're in there some guys come and seal up both ends and then put it on a truck and take it to another city, boy, I don't know what to tell you.
Next Thanksgiving, here is a fun trick to play: When the mashed potatoes and turkey are being served, take some of both. But hide your turkey under your mashed potatoes. When your family asks "Don't you want some turkey?," pull the turkey out from under the mashed potatoes and yell "I tricked you!!"
If when you die you get a choice between pie heaven and regular heaven, choose pie heaven. It might be a trick but if not mmmboy
Even though I was their captive, the Indians allowed me quite a bit of freedom. I could walk freely, make my own meals, and even hurl large rocks at their heads. It was only later that I discovered that they were not Indians at all but only dirty-clothes hampers.
If I lived back in the wild west days, instead of carrying a six-gun in my holster, I'd carry a soldering iron. That way, if some smart-aleck cowboy said something like ‘Hey, look. He's carrying a soldering iron!’ and started laughing, and everybody else started laughing, I could just say, ‘That's right, it's a soldering iron. The soldering iron of justice.’ Then everybody would get real quiet and ashamed, because they had made fun of the soldering iron of justice, and I could probably hit them up for a free drink.
If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong, though. It's Hambone.
DEEP THOUGHTS: COURTESY OF JACK HANDEY
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