I kind of have a weird feeling that theres a part of all my friends lives that Im not part of. And I don't know why. Like everybody has these problems that I havent heard of, everybody has all these inside jokes, everybody knows whats going on in everybodys lives except for of course, me. I mean why is that? Why can't I be included? I don't want to sound like I'm bitching, but isn't that the porpose of these things. Somehow I am just not invited to peoples parties. Case in point: Jonathons pool party, its not like just his close friends went, and what about all of Jessies parties? none. The only party I was told about was JOHN's party, and thats a boys only party ;) . I don't know where all my friends went...seriously. Im hanging out with John, Masa and Logan mostly. Since when were they my main people I hung out with, not that its not fun or anything, it is fun. But I need girlfriends too. And a boyfriend for that matter. But nobody is willing to let me in on their personal life So I guess all I can do is complain, because I don't let anyone in on my personal life, because to many people I know cant keep a secret. Nobody knows who I like, or what I like to do, or my favorite ice cream flavor. Friends should know eachothers favorite Ice Cream...go ahead and guess mine. Did you guess chocolate? well your wrong, its superman.

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Snl was just on E!. It had the Bon Jovi sketch with chris kattan and chris parnell. I love that one.

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God, I might have to babysit again today. SHIT!! I hate babysitting. And Masa, John and I were planning on going shopping. I don't even know what time I would need to babysit. UGH! I do need the money though. I need all the money I can get. Because you know, money is good. Plus I have to do doorhangers. I've been doing them by myself (even though mr. krolnik told us to go in groups) it was during daytime so it wasnt that big of a deal. I probably got 100 out. Thats 10 dollars. I don't think thats really all that fair. I mean, putting those things out takes FOREVER. And he wants us to get them done by thursday. WHAT?! thats impossible. So I better get started soon. :-(

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John's coming over in a little bit. and so is masa. John and I are taking pictures for myspace. lol. Im such a whore. Maybe we could play spiderman. John gets to be maryjane.

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I think its funny how when people yell to stop talking, or tell people to stop causing drama. It's hypocritical. I mean you don't HAVE to verbalize every single thought that goes though your head. Unless your like me, but those thoughts are entertaining. I mean saying, hey guys, lets all stop this drama. I hate that. its always drama this, and drama that. How about we call it this. Mother F'ing Issues. Or Probmems Beyond Our Control. Or simply Bitching. But anyways. Has anybody decided what spiderman person they want to be? Spider man Spider man, I am, Spiderman.

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Alright, I've decided that since we play spiderman alot, we should all have official spiderman names. So I am spiderman. Take your pick at some of the awesome characters:

Mary Jane: spidermans girlfriend. She dated Harry Osmond.
Aunt May: Spiderman's aunt. Her husband died.
Belladonna: Belladonna covers up all of her features except the lower half of her face. She wears fashionable forties-style outfits and smokes a cigarette in a holder.
Daredevil: Spiderman character, got a movie too.
Cyclone: got killed by spiderman
Green Goblin: Peter's friend's dad who got all crazy and tried to kill him
King Pin: Daredevil's nemisis
Looter : crackpot that failed high school and became a badguy
Mysterio: Ex-stunt man who took a props costume and became a villan
Ben Reilly/Scarlet Spider: Spiderman's clone
Spider-Boy: Child Spiderman
Spider-Woman: Female version of spiderman. Also got bit by a spider
Uncle Ben: Got killed in a gang shoot
Superman: him and spiderman met up one time to defeat doctor octopus
Whiplash : woman with a whip

Take your pick. I get to be spiderman though. :)

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Spider-man, Spider-man
Does whatever a spider can
Spins a web, any size
Catches thieves, just like flies
Look out! Here comes the Spider-man!

Is he strong?
Listen, Bud!
He's got radioactive blood.
Can he swing from a thread?
Take a look overhead.
Hey there, there goes the Spider-man!
In the chill of night,
At the scene of the crime
Like a streak of light
He arrives just in time

Spider-man, Spider-man
Friendly neighborhood Spider-man
Wealth and fame, he's ignored
Action is his reward
To him, life is a great big bang-up
Wherever there's a hang-up
You'll find the Spider-man!

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I went to Office Depot. I GOT A GRAPHING CALCULATOR!! FINALLY!!! Anyways, the VMA's are tonight, and my dad wont let me watch them, so if ANYONE can record it, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE could you?! I really want to watch them. If I don't, I will miss one of the biggest pop culture events of the year. It goes Oscars, VMAs, Grammys, MTV Movie Awards, Golden Globes, and Divas Live. Ok, Divas live isnt that big of a deal, but it still is a good show to watch, but PLEASE!! if you are reading this, and you can record the VMA's, please do it. Theres only 20 minutes left until show time!

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Go check out my profile. I have a new blog and a new picture, so it is worth it.

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Ok. Don't get all weirded out about the picture. Its Angelina Jolie and her brother's love child: Kerplixik. Its a Rachel Dratch charcter. Taryn and I might do another version when it was Mandy and Sandy. They were siamese twins. I get to be Sandy (the one in the picture) yay! I just need a short haired wig and a doll arm. Lol.

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I just ate 23 oreos. I feel like Im gonna barf.

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New idea. Anyone can post, but it has one of those word verification things that goes with it, that way, there wont be any of those automated ad things. They are so STUPID! GOSH!

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I have decided that I'm going to make it so that my blog can't have anyonomous comments on it. Because then, alot of those weird advertisement things will go away. and I will know who is posting.

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What's up. Im going to Office Depot in a little bit. Because I need to get some school supplies. yay! lol. Masa had a fun party. except for the fact that Janel and Alyssa kept talking on their cell phones. Which is why I have decided to post a mini-article about cell phone etiquette on my blog. Please read this, because then you know when the appropriate time to talk to someone is.


1. Hanging out with a friend? Try to keep incoming calls as short as possible: say you'll call back. Talking too long breaches an elementary cell phone etiquette rule by leaving the live person you are with feeling less important than the caller.
2. When with a group of people, leave the room or set aside to answer an incoming call, in order not to disrupt their ongoing conversation.
3. VIP's like a date or a business contact will appreciate the attention if you ignore incoming calls. If you're expecting an important call, excuse yourself with emphasis before taking the call.
4. It's ok to use your phone in line ups or in public transportation (unless forbidden by authorities), but speak as softly as you would if you were talking with the person sitting next to you and don't go too private: Even if you don't mind, others may find it inappropiate.
5. Put your phone in vibrate mode during meetings, meals and at theatres and churches.
6. Always be prepared to have the right reflexes in case you forgot to turn off your phone at the theatre. If it rings, try pressing the "end" button 2-3 times to interrupt the call then power off your cell phone. Don't attempt to answer. Even whispering won't make it discrete enough.
7. If the connection is bad, tell the caller that you will call back when you find a spot with better coverage. Yelling generally makes a fragmentary conversation even worse.

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Ok, I got masa's present. And I also got a present for his sister...I couldn't resist. Yeah, I also put the salad thing on my link section on the left.

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I thought of a present for masa. It's really good. Plus something else. WOOT. I was gonna get him a DDR mat, but I wouldn't be able to find one in time. Since they come in packs of two and I'm afraid of video game stores

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Masa's birthday party is today. I need to buy him a present still. And his party is at 4. That gives me...3 hours and 55 minutes to get him a present. I can totally do that. But my mom is being all pissy and wants to go to the Middleton good neighbor thing. WE DONT EVEN LIVE THERE! but she HAS to do stuff in the summer. So she's mad at me because I have plans. Here's a thought, why dont you get some too!? then you can stop bitching about me having to do stuff all the time and ruining your spur of the moment trips to a park, because I already made plans to do stuff with other people. boo frickedy who.

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I made a new blog. http://havathemango.blogspot.com/ That doesn't mean that I'm not using this one anymore. That one is just my twin blog. So this blog is so that I can bitch. And the other blog is so that I can be goofy. I guess. There really is no point, but since when did people need a point to do things?

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I'm calling a truce. But here's the deal, Im going to be nice to Janel and Alyssa. but Im not putting them back on my list of close friends. They took themselves off the list in the first place. If they wanted me to be friends with them, then they wouldn't have been mean to me in the first place. That's how it's going to be. They are on my secondary friends list now. And that's fair because I've always been on the top of thier secondary friends list anyways. (P.S. their immediate reaction to that last sentence is: no your not, we just live closer to eachother) I don't think living closer has anything to do with some of the stuff that you disclude me in. Getting ready for parties, going to movies, etc. So I haven't officially forgiven you, because I don't forgive certain things. Right now, I'm just not going to fight.

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I feel kind of stupid. I didn't go to the Kalahari with Logan and Masa because of the class officer meeting today, because we were picking buttons, and I was supposed to do the button designs. But other people did them too. And my button wasnt even picked. So now I'm bummed. T-boz may come over tonight. We're watch Corky Romano, and then have a concert in the back yard for our stuffed animals. With special apperances by Raven Symone, The Rock, Jamie-Lynne Spears, Gwen Stafani, Dennis Leary, Nicole Kidman, and Peter Gallagher's Eyebrows! Oh thank you for coming! what a great show! la la la...

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These are Milano Cookies, I like to eat them,
but you can shove them up your ass.

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I just had to babysit some kids. I hate babysitting. But Nikki said that they were easy to babysit. So I did it. Nikki lied.

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You shave you titty with a pocket knife!

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Maybe it would be better for me to switch high schools. Middleton High School is pretty good. They don't have block scheduling, but their Audutorium is beautiful. and their school is good. Or maybe I could go to one of those bording schools I get letters to go to. Then I wouldn't need to talk to anyone...ever.

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Well. I went over to masa's house and hung out with him and logan. So now I know that I do have some friends who try to make me feel better and not themselves. I actually had fun. I was over there for a while. We hung out on the trampoline and stuff. And Masa's sister is f'ing awesome. she was like get into the position. lol. and I bet you could figure out what that means. And she was like you grab there arms and are like UHH! lol. Logan moved in to his house. So you know what that means...NEW NEIGHBOR. allow me to state the obvious. so now I have a person who lives near by to hand out with. so I guess I'm glad.

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I've had it with phony excuses. And right now, I really don't feel like I'm going to forgive alot of people. This isn't the first time I've been treated as someone less than a human being. I DO have feelings too. And go ahead and tell yourselves that you did nothing wrong. Because thats what shallow people do. They do stuff to make themselves happy. And never for anyone else. I haven't been feeling that good about myself at all lately. And this was just the tip of the iceburg. I feel like hurting myself. But I wont because I'm not stupid. I want to run away. But I'm not stupid enough to do that. So I guess I won't do anything. So don't be surprised if you dont hear from me for awhile. I just need to be alone. I know it wont be a big deal for anyone. Because there's always someone who is better than me. Just go to them. I know you already do anyways.

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Yabos is a funny word. Lol. SHAZBOT!

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You know, women, they have delicate feet. I once made love to a womans foot for 7 hours. Then the nurse came in and said Mr. Bennett, she's gone.

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Yesterday was fun. I went bowling with some friends. I scored a 49 on one game. (yeah you know it) then I slept over at Janels house. We stayed up until around 3. Her guy friend seems nice. Anyways. I found out that in the back of the yearbook, theres an index of everyone. and the pages they're on. Im on 8 pages. 10 if you count the picture of the freshmen from one-act, and the orchestra group picture. Most of my friends have 4 or 5. But I was in alot of stuff last year. This year I'm going to do these:

Features colomn for the purple sage (8 Things To Do)
Drama Club (dur)
One Act (dur)
Musical ( I hope theres a part where the person sings bad, because i would nail that. But I can sing ok. Janel, remember when i sang to that janet jackson song? lol)
4n6 (solo humorous-its like stand up)
Track (maybe)
Spanish Club
Masas club thing
Deca
Class Officer (2 years running! how you like me now?!)
FBLA
Salt Club (its bord games!)

And that may sound like alot. But theyre on diffrent times. and club org days are only once a month. and sometimes they have other meetings and stuff. I like to keep busy.

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YAY this is my 100'th post. I'd like to thank the academy. This is such an honor. Your all beautiful people. I guess I just like to talk. DAAMMMMN!

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I WANNA SUCK YOUR TOE-THUMB!

http://www.milkandcookies.com/links/27004/

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SHIIIIITTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Homecoming is the same day as the season premiere of SNL. SHAZBOT! THAT IS NOT GOOD!!!! UGGHH!!! NOOO!!!! WHY!!?!??!!? THIS SUCKS!!!! I guess I can record SNL, because I do not want to miss homecoming either. And I can re-watch SNL a bunch of times, and not homecoming. So yeah. but still. THE SEASON PREMIERE! NOT FAIR!!

Anyways, I got the rest of my schedule for semester 2

A DAYS
Drivers Ed (Q3) / Career (Q4), Gleboff -/- Jennings/Gural
Spanish III, Fischer
Orchestra, Barrett
*LUNCH*
Chemistry, Kellerman

B DAYS
Int/Hsng Svc, Robb
Int. Astronomy, Olsen
*Lunch*
Math 2, Ensign/Acker
English 10, Stenz

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Alright, alright. Check this. I got my schedule today. So here it is.

A Days Semester 1

Western Civ, 1303, Slater
Study Hall, 1516, Shucha
Orchestra, 1805, Barrett
*LUNCH*
Chemistry, 1526, Jhanke


B Days Semester 1

English 10, 1435, Hale
Math 2, 1 523, Acker
*Lunch*
Spanish III, 1210, Fischer
PhotoShop, 1108, Meddaugh


I'll give you my second semester one in a little bit. DO I HAVE ANY CLASSES WITH ANYONE!??!?!?!?!

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OMG im flipping out. Im breaking out and pictures are tomorrow. And Karate sucked. Because apperently everybody had no problem with the sword thing except me and Janel. Because im so freaking afraid of anything that remotley resembels something that has a possiblilty of being sharp. And I ate a ton today, and if I eat alot I always feel kinda bad. I have problems with that too. And has anyone ever noticed how big of asses guys are. Seriously why do they have to show off so much. I mean seriously who cares if your good. People are just too concieded. Everyone I know either has poor self esteem or is so cocky that they give me a headace.

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http://video.jasonskidmore.com/downer.wmv

You're enjoying your day, everything's going your way, then along comes Debbie Downer! Always there to tell you about a new disease, car accident or killer bees. You'll beg her to spare you - "debbie, please!!!!", but you can't stop Debbie Downer!!

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wajup sonjabitches? I'm still surviving off of banana bread. I went shopping on Saturday for school clothes. But I didn't get that much stuff. Heres what I did get:

1 lacey top frilly thing
1 brown giganto neck-shoulder sweater. Janel has one in Pink
1 Brown sweater tee from Gap
1 Pair of jeans from Gap
1 White sweater-henley
1 Ring
1 big string of pearls

I need more shirts and alot more skirts.

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I mini-changed my blog. Updated the left hand side. LOOK AT MY FAVORITE FRUIT!! HA HA HA!!!!!

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My dad went to Janesville this morning. So he brought us back doughnuts from Dunkin Doughnuts. I only had one. GO ME!! Anyway, Courtney is at a friends house, and Nikki went with dad to go drop of the state car. And also Dad had some work to do at the office, so I guess Im here until they come back. All I've had to eat today is that one doughnut. I dont think Im doing anything tonight, so I dont have much of a chance of needing to eat alot anyway. I tend to eat more with people around. Like when Alyssa was over. And yesterday I was really cold and stuff, so I stayed home while my family went to waunabowl. They brought me back a personal pan pizza. YUM! I have that karate thing tomorrow. I have to teach masa how to do hair wrapping. That'll be fun. NOT!

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Regarding the last post. I had a bowl of cheerios and a glass of milk. Because I don't like putting milk IN the cheerios unless its for breakfast. I have problems.

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Im hungry. Nikki and Paige made macaroni and cheese. But thats the thing NIKKI AND PAIGE made it. So they had to throw it away because it turned out so bad. They had some pizza things which i dont like. and now I dont really have anything to eat besides a rice bowl. But everybody knows that rice bowls are for dinner, not lunch. We dont even have ramen noodles. I KNOW!...... wow I really must be retarded if i think not having something i like for lunch is a big problem. Oh well, i mean its not like I NEED to eat lunch. I can just have a piece of bread. that would probaly be better for me anyway. Because I eat so much. I need to eat less. Honestly. Yesterday for a snack i had 6 pieces of peanut butter toast. Its disgusting. But at least I work out enough. But thats no ones business but my own. And that is why I have a blog AND a jounal. Because some stuff you just dont let other people know. ;)

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Question: how do you get 10 000 dead babies in a phonebooth?
Answer: A blender,
Question: How do you get them out?
Answer: A straw

whats worse then seven dead babies in a dumpster? -->
one dead babie in seven dumpsters

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I have a question for the American people. When you dream, do you dream in color or black and white? Because I dream in black and white, and last evening I had a dream about lime Jello. I didn't know what flavor it was because it was gray, but then I tasted it and realized it was lime. Yeah, definitely lime.

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WAZZUP?! I got new shoes!!!! There sequin flats from L.E.I. aaaahhhh shweeet!! We have our class officer meeting tomorrow. So i need to make a couple cds of good theme song music. Here are my top picks:

• Burning down the house:::Talking Heads
• Come Fly With Me:::Frank Sinatra
• I'm Too Sexy:::Right Said Fred (JUST KIDDING)
• You Make Me Feel Like Dancing:::Leo Sayer
• The Warrior:::Scandal
• Ballroom Blitz:::Sweet

Any Thoughts?

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http://www.sploofus.com/triviaquiz/im_the_cat_in_the_hat.html

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I'm a little cranky today. It must be PMS. Ladies, I get it so bad, I don't have periods. I have exclamation points. Don't get me started. Do not get me started.

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OMG OMG OMG!!! Second City is coming to the oveture center this year!!! and so is Rent !!!! and so is the Reduced Shakespear Company !!! AHHHHH ok im cool. I have that karate thing today. I get 25 because last class I was the only one who could do the whole script. Which is stupid because it was kind of our homework. oh well. Mr Wideman is back. Not that I dont like him, but Mr. Reid is a better teacher for me, like i get what hes trying to do. But at least Mr. W didn't die because he had a curious growth in his lungs. (barf) and he had to get a sharp pole thing stuck in his side(spew), while he was sleeping (gag) and while he was awake (shazbot!) so i guess im gonna go watch Ellen. lates

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MY LIST OF FICTIONAL CURSE WORDS:

• mamacrusta
• karkfum
• shazbot
• nerk
• puckernuts
• twunt
• vandrook
• yotz
• zark
• smuck

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What about puttin on the Ritz. I dont know, i like the name, but the song itself is iffy.

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We just had our first class officer homecoming meeting. Does anybody have any suggestions for songs? I was thinking Burning Down The House by the talking heads. Any other opinions?

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