• SNL DVD's: I currently own: Adam Sandler, Jimmy Fallon, Molly Shannon, Tracy Morgan, Phil Hartman, Eddie Murphy, John Belushi, the 25 Anniversary Special, Mike Meyers, Chris Farley, Will Ferrell, Will Ferrell Volume 2, and Christopher Walken.
• Will and Grace season 4
• Popcorn Tin
• Makeup (nice makeup like Chanel and MAC and Lancome etc)
• Jewelry ( I like standoutish stuff and my ring size is 4.5)
• A Journal ( Lined, pref with a marker and non-ringed binding)
• Ballet Flats (size 8)
• Comedy Books (good writers are Jon Stewart, Jimmy Fallon, Lewis Black etc)
• Magazine subscriptions (I already have seventeen, CosmoGirl, In Style and Teen People)
• Clothing Items
• Scarfs, aka bufandas
• Posters and other various room decor
• A Mickey Mouse Phone!!
• Better Cellular Phone
• Tickets to the Oveture Center
• Chocolate
• Classic Movies
• Clothes (I'm usually an adult small for shirts)
• Totes, bags etc

Thats all I can think of right now.

• Any man, in the right situation, is capable of murder. But not any man is capable of being a good camper. So, murder and camping are not as similar as you might think
• Ambition is like a frog sitting on a Venus Flytrap. The flytrap can bite and bite, but it won't bother the frog because it only has little tiny plant teeth. But some other stuff could happen and it could be like ambition.
• Contrary to what most people say, the most dangerous animal in the world is not the lion or the tiger or even the elephant. It's a shark riding on an elephant's back, just trampling and eating everything they see.
• Children need encouragement. If a kid gets an answer right, tell him it was a lucky guess. That way he develops a good, lucky feeling.
• Despair is like a cable that is buried just under the surface of the ground. You pull it up and pull it up, but that cable just keeps right on going, clear across a field, until you come to a bunch of guys who are burying the cable. Then just walk up to them and go, "Hey, have you seen Fred?" And they'll say, "Fred who?" And you say, "Fred of snakes?" Then cover your ears, because big laughs are coming.
• Even though I was their captive, the Indians allowed me quite a bit of freedom. I could walk freely, make my own meals, and even hurl large rocks at their heads. It was only later that I discovered that they were not Indians at all but only dirty-clothes hampers.
• Folks still remember the day ole Bob Riley came bouncing down that dirt road in his pickup. Pretty soon, it was bouncing higher and higher. The tires popped, and the shocks broke, but that truck kept bouncing. Some say it bounced clean over the moon, but whoever says that is a goddamn liar.
• How come the dove gets to be the peace symbol? How about the pillow? It has more feathers than the dove, and it doesn't have that dangerous beak.
• He was a spy, all right, and he knew it. He would walk into a room and people would go, "Who is that guy, a spy?" He'd laugh to himself, maybe pull out his gun and show it to the person, to kind of impress him (but not to show off). Sometimes spying was dirty work. Sometimes he'd kill a guy, then paint a clown face on his face. Nobody said he had to do that, but he did it anyway. So, dirty work.
• If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did."
• If life deals you lemons, why not go kill someone with the lemons (maybe by shoving them down his throat)?
• If Alien was my friend, I'd like to be with him when he went to the dentist. When they started drilling, he'd probably go nuts and start eating everybody. That Alien!