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so i guess my hiatus is up


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1. Dragon Suits are hot and the sweat of the person who has been in it before is nasty, and the flipper like shoes are bad for balance and that its ok to fall down as long as you can get up and make sure the camera guy from the local news doesnt get it on footage
2. When you crotch a third knob, make sure you know the proper way to get down. P.S. the proper way to get down is NOT just sliding off cos there happen to be two other knobs to hit your j-j and trust me. it dont feel good
3. Even if you were with a guy the night before, that rash on your leg is probably from a bug bite, and not as i first thought, hepatitis. because you cant get hepatis from hands...unless your tboz (SHAZZAM)
4. In a handstand, your hands are on the ground pushing your entire body up, so make sure that you're actually on your hands and not falling flat on your face. cos trust me. its no fun to break your butt
5. When you take a shower with 7 other girls, dont let emily fall, then tell her to get up and have her slip on your foot and then laugh at her and have jessies mom take a picture...cos thats not nice now is it?
6. When you go to a drive through know what you want before you order something. And when they say the ice cream machine is out, dont order a sundae then laugh for 5 minutes straight and order a chicken sandwhich instead..cos thats retarded
7. Sales ladies get upset when you return something within 3 minutes of purchasing it. ((that being said, try and realize soemething is a piece of crap BEFORE you buy it))
8. Crotch Passing boohbahs is lots of fun, just make sure that when you go to pick up the boohbah, that you yourself dont get crotched
9. Its called a butt buster for a reason, dont do it if you have a bruised tail bone. ok? it shouldnt be that difficult of a concept.
10. Wear pants when you practice spinning wooden bos with one hand and have never tried it and you have no coordination because guess what, bruises are not attractive. they just arent.
11. If your mentees want to be called the Fu-Fus let them be, just dont spell it out to the teacher when she asks what your group name is. cos people will laugh and only after a minute will you realized you told her to fuck off...twice.
12. A a peach is a great gift if your on a budget. Just remember you name the peach James for that special "I was thinking about you" touch.
13. Yeah, maybe taking all the chocolate chips out of the chocolate chip cookies and remolding the dough in the shape of a pirate can be fun, but if you want to leave early, maybe you should focus on cleaning the lobby so you dont go home an hour late.
14. If Ace is missing, look for the nearest ceiling light, because Ace likes to play tricks like that :D
15. And finally, you can do alot of stuff rather than talking to all your friends on myspace and AIM saying 'im bored' back and forth. try it. you wont regret it :D

peace and love,
kim

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